Resolves identically to https://polymarket.com/event/nothing-ever-happens-september-789.

Copy-pasted resolution criteria:

This market will resolve to “No” if any of the following conditions are met during September, 2025 ET:

- Lisa Cook out as Fed Governor

- Trump tries to fire Jerome Powell

- Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire

- Israel x Hamas ceasefire

- Zelenskyy and Putin meet

- Fed decreases interest rates by 50+ bps

Otherwise, this market will resolve to “Yes”.

I may bet in this market.