[short-fuse 💣] What will I rate the KFC Chizza?

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resolved Feb 27

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I will be endeavoring out to get a Chizza tonight, as I’ve confirmed that it appears to be real in the app. Wish me luck, and get your bets in now [image]

@mattyb I’ve left to get the Chizza! Once I order it, I’m shutting this market. Official last call (unless SF KFC breaks my heart)

@mattyb lord have mercy on my soul [image]

So when I walked into the SF joint KFC/Taco Bell there was absolutely no signage for the Chizza so I was worried. But I wasn’t ready to give up so easily. As it turned out, they did have the Chizza! So I ordered one, waited and began to worry. Before I review the KFC Chizza, I have to say that I can’t recommend that anyone eats KFC chicken. I don’t know where you live, but I’m certain there is some better chicken in your area. Don’t patronize KFC. That being said, I liked the Chizza! [image]At first glance, yea, it was a bit rough. Clearly this was school lunchroom quality “pizza”, at best. But once I took a bite, I realized that somehow, the three mediocre pizza ingredients (pepperoni, cheese, and sauce) added something other than oil or grease to the chicken. [image]The reason that the Doubledown (seen above) rated so low was that the sandwich was predominantly KFC’s garbage chicken. KFC’s chicken is probably a 28-30 by itself, but when it’s all you’ve got, it’s so much worse. [image]When you compare that to the Chizza, you’ve got so much more going on to distract you from the bad base. While I only got halfway through the doubledown before I chucked it, I finished the Chizza. [image]Honestly, if you have to eat KFC chicken - and I can’t reiterate enough you should - it’s better with some sauce and cheese to hide the chicken. I’d rate this a 35 and will resolve accordingly.

I’m sure you’ve heard that the KFC Chizza has come to America, and will be nationwide on Monday, February 26th. And of course, I don’t need to tell you that the Chizza is a pizza with chicken for dough, sadly made with KFC chicken.

I’m planning to get one on Monday, if I can. What will I rate the Chizza on a scale from 0 - 100? If I can’t get one on Monday, I will pursue this goal to the best of my abilities (and general availability).

To hint a bit on my personal views, I don’t think KFC makes good chicken and would’ve rated the KFC Doubledown a 24.

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