Will any of William Eden's kids have a LAN party with any of Bryan Caplan's kids by 2035?

Will at least one of William Eden's kids be part of "the plot" and uplift humanity out of NPC-dom by 2035?

Will William Eden have more descendants (children+grandchildren+great grandkids) than JD Vance by 2060?

Will at least one of William Eden's kids turn into a wehraboo/kaiserboo/pastaboo/Petainboo by EOY 2035? ϟϟϟϟ

Will more than 50 percent of William Eden's kids be normies?

Will any of William Eden's kids have a LAN party with any of Elon Musk's kids by 2035?

Will c-haus host a LAN party by EOY2030?

Will agihouse host a LAN party by 2032

Will William Eden's kids get proper aristocratic tutoring sourced in part by Erik Hoel?

Will Chris Lakin have a family by EOY 2032