Resolves YES if I buy salt while the year is 2026 in whatever timezone I am physically present at the moment of purchase. Salted foods don't count. Salt mixed with spices does. So does rock salt, including Himalaya lamps. Resolves NO otherwise.

Were this market not to exist, I would probably buy salt at some point, but I can be tempted not to. This is especially an inconvenience were I to move to Belize this summer, which is a strong possibility, as I do not own any salt there and taking salt with me on a plane is mighty sus.

Being gifted salt doesn't count, but I must not pay for it, with money, goods, nor favors. Stealing salt also doesn't count but I will not do that. Mining's fine so long I don't pay for mining rights or to enter the property on which it is mined.