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"It seems unfair that I can't drink a potion just because I'm unconscious, but ok."
24%12%
I don’t know what the DC is for pulling your pants down
22%11%
I have a perfectly evil reason for saving these orphans.
14%7%
If word was that a being doing miracles had fallen from the sky, shown some shit and left, I don't see any culture who wouldn't start hindered by confusion and fantasy.
13%7%
“Fuck it and go?” “Yeah, and gaslight anyone that stops us along the way.”
2%
“Shoot them with Arson”
4%
"we must consider the distinct possibility that the killer has the shinigami eyes"
2%
"Alright, so you're no longer in the war crime"
1.3%
I don’t know if this really affects our plan of action. Not that we really have… a plan?
1.7%
To be clear, we’ve gone from union busting to pheasant hunting
7%
I will not rest until every member of our party has tinnitus
5%
She's middle management like Janet Yellen is. Or Dumbledore.
4%
Our two school sports are Quidditch played on flying pigs and grave robbing.
6%
"I didn't intend to summon a boar into a water whirlwind only for it to drown, but it'll make for a good memory."
6%
a goliath to a gnome: "so you are a dwarf?" "no, I am a gnome" "ah an halfling then"

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bought Ṁ5 of She's middle managem...

It's good to know more than one D&D group spends a lot of time discussion whether they're doing war crimes.

bought Ṁ10 of I don’t know what th...

@DanMan314 Technically the DM was responsible for that quote. It all started on April Fools day, you see...

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