This is a personally subjective market. Market resolves to my personal whim.

Resolves YES if I deem my next fortune cookie from a restaurant as a judgment, such as if it says something about my quality of character/person, is a command for how to live my life AND arguably isn't a proverb, or is about something from the past. For example, the following would be examples of what I would deem as a judgment cookie:

"You are a strong willed individual."

"What happened in the past happened for a reason."

"What you are wearing today looks amazing."

"Perhaps you've been focusing too much on spending."

"People are drawn to you for advice."

"Let your imagination wander."

"Be better than the you you were yesterday."

Resolves NO if I deem it as a fortune, such as if it says something about the future, is a proverb / life lesson, or is just generally silly / a non-sequitor. Notably, commands that I deem as proverbs will be considered a fortune instead of a judgment. For example:

"This too shall pass."

"Hungry is the man who looks for advice from a fortune cookie."

"Don't let statistics do a number on you."

"Business opportunity will soon make itself apparent."

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day."

"Good news will come to you from far away."

"Help, I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory."

I eat out and get a fortune cookie at least once per week, normally. If I get a fortune cookie before June 8, 2024, I will wait to open it until some point on that day and resolve then, but I will otherwise extend this market until I am served a fortune cookie. I will not bet on this market.