On 7th July 2025, sometime between 00:00 and 23:59 UTC, the Grand Poobah of the Sacred Dunkers will attempt a ceremonial triple dunk of a standard Rich Tea biscuit into a mug of piping hot tea.

The biscuit will be:

• A genuine, non-reinforced Rich Tea (no tampering, glues, waxes, or preservatives of dubious origin).

• Dipped three separate times into the tea by the same hand.

• Dipped into actual tea, not gravy, broth, or experimental liquids.

• Dunked with gravitas, not shaken, stirred, or tapped.

A dunk counts as:

• The biscuit being held by hand and dipped halfway (or deeper) into the tea.

• Each dunk lasting at least one full second.

• A pause of no more than 10 seconds between dunks.

“Falling in” means:

• The structural collapse of the biscuit into the mug — whether via snapping, disintegration, or slippage.

• Even if a fragment survives, if the majority of the biscuit ends up in the brew, it counts as a Yes.

Resolution Criteria

Resolves to YES if the Rich Tea biscuit falls into the tea during or immediately after the third dunk.

Resolves to NO if:

• The biscuit survives all three dunks structurally intact and is retrieved.

• The ritual fails to take place by 23:59 UTC on 7 July 2025.

• The Poobah uses a substitute biscuit or breaks the dunking protocol in spirit or letter.