Resolves YES if someone posts a video in the comments of an Ass% speedrun in less than 74 seconds* before market close, or if I can find such a video online after it closes, or if there is a reliable source reporting that it has been done.

Since the rules were not explicitly defined in the video, here is the set of rules that I will use:

• The runner must start in the Wii menu with English as the console's selected language.

• The speedrun begins when the runner clicks off of the Wii menu and ends when the word "Ass" appears on screen in Wii Sports Resort.

• It does not count if the word "Ass" appears as the name of a mii, or any other place where text input by the user can appear.

*Technically, the actual criterion is "shorter than the one in the video." If it's really close, a frame-by-frame analysis may be required to see which one is shorter.