What will happen in the Trump v. Harris episode of Epic Rap Battles of History?
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97%
Trump and Harris have already had an IRL debate at the time of the video's release
93%
Trump's criminal conviction, felony charges, or the number 34 is mentioned
91%
The Trump assassination attempt is referenced
88%
Someone says the word "weird"
85%
It exists
81%
All lyrics combined have more letters from first half of alfabet than second half
80%
EpicLLOYD will play Donald Trump
78%
Trump's comments about eating pets are referenced
73%
The Vance couch rumor is referenced
71%
The word "coconut" is spoken, or a coconut appears in the video
66%
Project 2025 will be mentioned
64%
Donald Trump insults Kamala Harris's physical appearance ("you're a 2", ugly, etc.)
60%
The border and/or immigration is mentioned
59%
The person who wins the rap battle (by Manifold poll) wins the election.
58%
Abraham Lincoln makes an appearance
57%
Inflation or the high price of consumer goods is mentioned
52%
Someone says "concept of a plan"
52%
Someone says the word "Brat"
51%
JD Vance makes an appearance
47%
The person with the first verse wins the election

Every election year since 2012, the YouTube channel ERB has made a video portraying a rap battle between the major party nominees for president. If they make a video featuring Kamala Harris and Donald Trump before the last polls close on Election Day, "it exists" resolves YES. All other options are conditional on "It exists" resolving YES. They will be resolved either once the video comes out, or once the election occurs with no video coming out (with the exception of, "The person with the first verse wins the election," which will probably not resolve until after the election).

Notes:

  • Unless otherwise specified, saying a different form of the word still counts as saying the word (e.g., If someone says "coconuts," or if Trump calls Harris "coco-nutty," that counts as the word "coconut being spoken.)

  • I will count something as being "referenced" if anyone in the video directly mentions or obliquely alludes to it, or if the events or visuals in the video itself reference the thing. (E.g., If Trump says, "Fight, fight, fight," anywhere in the video, that counts as referencing the assassination attempt).

  • If Harris calls Trump a criminal, I will count that as mentioning his criminal conviction.

  • If they make more than one, only the first one counts.

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I looked up "Epic Rap Battles Harris v Trump" to see if there was any news about plans for making the episode. I didn't find any news, but I did find a reddit post where this was the top comment:

So seems like I'm not the only one who had that idea.

For reference, if the second thing happens (TheIntrepid's suggestion), that would not be enough to count for this option.

JD Vance makes an appearance

@Rolledupaces does it have to be a speaking appearance

@jBosc No. If the character appears, that’s enough

Someone says the word "Brat"

@Odoacre Is this answer meant to include someone talking about a bratwurst?

As long as they spell it brat, I guess?

All lyrics combined have more letters from first half of alfabet than second half

@Odoacre Will numbers be assumed to be written out? For example, would it be "59" or "fifty-nine"?

Good question, I guess whatever makes it easier to process the count, in general my natural approach would be to ignore digits, however if the official transcript (assuming it exists) uses numbers spelt out as words then we would use that.

Good luck parsing it out if it's an "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepic Rap Battle of Historyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" 😆

I would count numbers as being in word form. I was planning not to include the introduction or the outro, though, only the lyrics of the rap itself.

To make my previous comment more direct, if the introducer prolongs the pronunciation of "Epic Rap Battles of History" like he sometimes does, will we be using the closed caption transcript from the YouTube video? Or will we be using the standard spelling non-strung-out version of the words? Or will we refer to some other reference like a Shazam lyrics transcript?

@Quroe

I think that, to make it consistent with the results that I would have to use if there's not an official transcript, I will count any prolonging of words by drawing out a sound as still being the normal spelling of the word.

But I am planning not to include the announcer saying "Epic Rap Battles of History" at the beginning as part of the lyrics anyway.

After doing more research, music sites that post the lyrics (like YouTube Music) seem to start the lyrics after the announcer says "Begin!" and not include any of his intro. They also tend to not include the "Who won? Who's next? You decide!" outro. Basically, the announcer is totally excluded.

I'm on board with your interpretation.

@bluerat Is this absolute probability or conditional on Biden being featured at all?

I'm interpreting this as absolute (or more specifically, conditional on the rap battle existing at all like the other options)

Yeah, I meant what plasma ballin' said. It's also unimportant enough to me that I would have deferred to plasma ballin's interpretation regardless.

Abraham Lincoln makes an appearance

What's interesting to me is that Nice Peter played Abraham Lincoln in all the other election episodes except the one where he played Biden (the most recent one), I am thinking if he plays Joe Biden again that will make it less likely he plays Abe Lincoln again and vis versa, of course there's nothing stopping him from playing both, but it seems less likely to me. What's also interesting to me is that Nice Peter also played Donald Trump in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge, so he has already and could theoretically again play any of the three of Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and/or Abraham Lincoln. But then who would EpicLLOYD play.

JD Vance makes an appearance
bought Ṁ50 JD Vance makes an ap... NO

The VP nominees have never appeared before, though maybe they will this time, since there's a lot more news about them than normal.

The person with the first verse wins the election
bought Ṁ5 The person with the ... NO

@PlasmaBallin Hmm what if it’s Biden

bought Ṁ25 All lyrics combined ... YES

I think that's why it's <50%

bought Ṁ5 Abraham Lincoln make... YES

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Every option here is >50%. Maybe we need some less likely options. Or maybe the bettors are wrong

The person with the first verse wins the election
sold Ṁ18 The person with the ... YES

Hm, I was thinking this should be basically 50/50, but actually, if they do the "Harris swaps out for Biden" thing, it could very well be Biden who ends up with the first verse.

Someone says the word "weird"

Good catch, I was planning to put this one in there but totally forgot.

Also note: I edited it for clarity, I assume "they" just meant "someone" and not multiple people

I'm surprised that people think it's more likely than not to start this way, even though I think it would be very funny if they did.

The Vance couch rumor is referenced

I hope a line like, "couch it," (to set something aside) would be sufficient.