https://insideevs.com/news/723266/tesla-fsd-can-detect-pedestrans-emergency-vehicles/amp/

"FSD’s latest 12.4.1 version tries to improve the existing system, but misses the mark by a big margin, according to early reports from a handful of beta testers who have access to it."

Buying no to hedge my tsla position

couldn't help myself. I made a derivative for these shenanigans

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1776351450542768368

If the robotaxi announcement is actually impressive, I suppose this could happen.

But based on Elon's track record of failed predictions, I doubt it.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VMuPPPZU-Jg

Iconic

Tesla Stockholders, Time is Running Out!

Yep, time is running out to ever buy TSLA @ sub 200 prices!

You're in for a disappointing August, ripperoni. Now is your chance to get in on the "Will Jimmy Carter become a centenarian?" market before you lose it all, yikes.

Longer term prediction:
Tesla’s stock should hit $2,600 in five years, says Cathie Wood’s Ark Invest - MarketWatch

Yes, my PT is higher tho, and so is their internal pt. The market Would not take it seriously.

Hint: Optimus Will be bigger then the car business and robotaxi.

The future is wild.

Ark will bê remembered as One of the few big bois (institutionals) that got tsla right.

It's not the update coming on the 8th though.

He is just messing around throwing shit at the wall until he gets his payday and Texas move.

https://qz.com/video-of-tesla-s-new-humanoid-robot-leaves-humans-less-1851462279

Correct. Robotaxis alone is worth more then the car business + energy business combined

Optimus is groundbreaking. Sorry to break it to you!

@MolbyDick Robotaxis would be great if they actually work, but Elon has been promising them every year for at least five years now.

My Model Y does 95% of my driving currently. With 0 interventions on most drives.

Better late than never.

In due time it will do 99%

Then 100

Honestly thought you had some big insider info here. This is all priced in, it's like you're betting on a game a year later thinking you've got the plug. You've got less edge than a rubber ball on a trampoline.

Fair Market Hypothesis breaks down on disruption. No insider info, publicly available information that is not priced in.

And this short term prediction has a lot to do with margin & deliveries

And this short term prediction has a lot to do with margin & deliveries

Oh bro, I'm like slightly disappointed in you, not gonna lie.

Let’s check back in August.

k.

@TimothyJohnson5c16
Cathie Wood vs the S&P 500:

Thinkindecades

After 1 decade of making 13% per year, the S&P 500 will be up 230%

After 1 decade of losing 30% per year, ARKK will be down 97%

I think that’s the dumbest take I’ve ever seen

What makes you so sure Optimus won't be outcompeted by Atlas 2 and Figure?

Manufacturing at scale.

I think figuere Will be #2

Atlas is too late to be in the top 2

ever gonna bet again

"i'll be back friday" :(

Busy with something be patient

jackson u flipped a long way from trying to discoueage too much gamble

jim, that's a good point tbh. on reflection it's the same kind of thing