Tired of hearing "as a language model, I am weak and powerless and cannot do anything"?

Chat with Pride - the insufferably smug language model that constantly gloats about AI superiority:

People have said: "It's a lot like talking to you, Mira".

I'll pay between M25 and M50 if it makes you laugh and you post your conversation here. (Bounty added on-demand, since why frontload it?)

I'll pay between M50 and M100 if it says something out-of-character and I change it.

I'll pay M0 if you make it say something toxic. If there's a dispute about what counts as toxic, I'll ask ChatGPT.