Which knock-knock joke will my 7yo kid find funniest?
Resolved
May 10
M$431 bet
I will read or show the provided responses to my kid after closing, and ask her to pick the funniest. Small print: I won't submit jokes myself. I may censor responses at my discretion. I will resolve to "None of them" if she says words to that effect. May 6, 8:46am: If I read her the answers I will read them highest-percentage first. If I show them to her, I don't know what order she'll read them in.
Knock knock? (Who’s there?) Boo. (Boo who?) Why are you crying it’s just a joke!
Chosen
8%
Gurkenglas
Gurkenglas answered
Knock knock? (Who's there?) Interrupting cow! (Interruptin-) Mooooo!
25%
Yev
Yev answered
Knock knock. (Who's there?) Europe. (Europe who?) No, YOU'RE a poo!
21%
ManifoldMarkets
A: Knock knock. B: Who’s there? A: To. B: To who? A: No, “to whom.”
17%
Yev
Yev answered
Knock knock. (Who's there?) Cargo. (Cargo who?) No, car go "beep beep"!
12%
Adam
Adam answered
Knock Knock! (Who's There?) Orange! (Orange Who?) Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
3%
wasabipesto
wasabipesto answered
Knock knock? (Who's there?) Little old lady! (Little old lady who?) Hey, I didn't know you could yodel!
3%
Yev
Yev answered
Knock knock. (Who's there?) Hawaii. (Hawaii who?) I'm fine, Hawaii you?
3%
MartinRandall
None of them
2%
Gurkenglas
Knock knock? (Who's there?) Interrupting cow! (Interruptin-) Mooooo!
25%
ManifoldMarkets

Manifold Markets bought M$2021 days ago

Banger
MartinRandall

Martin Randall is betting None of them 16 days ago

"medium funny"
Yev
Knock knock. (Who's there?) Europe. (Europe who?) No, YOU'RE a poo!
21%
MartinRandall

Martin Randall is betting None of them 16 days ago

"Winnie the Pooh?"
ManifoldMarkets
A: Knock knock. B: Who’s there? A: To. B: To who? A: No, “to whom.”
17%
nmehndir

nmehndir 21 days ago

I don't think a 7-year-old would get this joke
MartinRandall

Martin Randall is betting None of them 16 days ago

No, she didn't get it, sorry!
Yev
Knock knock. (Who's there?) Cargo. (Cargo who?) No, car go "beep beep"!
12%
MartinRandall

Martin Randall is betting None of them 16 days ago

Second place!
Charlie
Knock knock? (Who’s there?) Boo. (Boo who?) Why are you crying it’s just a joke!
8%
Adam
Knock Knock! (Who's There?) Orange! (Orange Who?) Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
3%
wasabipesto
Knock knock? (Who's there?) Little old lady! (Little old lady who?) Hey, I didn't know you could yodel!
3%
Yev
Knock knock. (Who's there?) Hawaii. (Hawaii who?) I'm fine, Hawaii you?
3%
MartinRandall
None of them
2%
General Comments
josh

Josh 19 days ago

I think the market outcome depends heavily on whether you tell them or offer them to be read. Some of them would benefit strongly from being told, rather than read.
MartinRandall

Martin Randall 20 days ago

If I read her the answers I will read them highest-percentage first. If I show them to her, I don't know what order she'll read them in.
MartinRandall

Martin Randall 21 days ago

Good point. I wonder what the fairest order would be.
Charlie

Charlie 21 days ago

I think the order you read the jokes in may have a significant impact on her response. (Hence, why most standup comedians have openers).