Which knock-knock joke will my 7yo kid find funniest?
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800Ṁ431resolved May 10
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Knock knock? (Who’s there?)
Boo. (Boo who?)
Why are you crying it’s just a joke!
5%Other
2%
None of them
3%
Knock knock? (Who's there?)
Little old lady! (Little old lady who?)
Hey, I didn't know you could yodel!
25%
Knock knock? (Who's there?)
Interrupting cow! (Interruptin-)
Mooooo!
3%
Knock Knock! (Who's There?)
Orange! (Orange Who?)
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
21%
Knock knock. (Who's there?)
Europe. (Europe who?)
No, YOU'RE a poo!
3%
Knock knock. (Who's there?)
Hawaii. (Hawaii who?)
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
12%
Knock knock. (Who's there?)
Cargo. (Cargo who?)
No, car go "beep beep"!
17%
A: Knock knock.
B: Who’s there?
A: To.
B: To who?
A: No, “to whom.”
I will read or show the provided responses to my kid after closing, and ask her to pick the funniest.
Small print: I won't submit jokes myself. I may censor responses at my discretion. I will resolve to "None of them" if she says words to that effect.
May 6, 8:46am: If I read her the answers I will read them highest-percentage first. If I show them to her, I don't know what order she'll read them in.
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