Which knock-knock joke will my 7yo kid find funniest?
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2%
None of them
3%
Knock knock? (Who's there?) Little old lady! (Little old lady who?) Hey, I didn't know you could yodel!
25%
Knock knock? (Who's there?) Interrupting cow! (Interruptin-) Mooooo!
3%
Knock Knock! (Who's There?) Orange! (Orange Who?) Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
21%
Knock knock. (Who's there?) Europe. (Europe who?) No, YOU'RE a poo!
3%
Knock knock. (Who's there?) Hawaii. (Hawaii who?) I'm fine, Hawaii you?
12%
Knock knock. (Who's there?) Cargo. (Cargo who?) No, car go "beep beep"!
17%
A: Knock knock. B: Who’s there? A: To. B: To who? A: No, “to whom.”
8%
Knock knock? (Who’s there?) Boo. (Boo who?) Why are you crying it’s just a joke!
I will read or show the provided responses to my kid after closing, and ask her to pick the funniest. Small print: I won't submit jokes myself. I may censor responses at my discretion. I will resolve to "None of them" if she says words to that effect. May 6, 8:46am: If I read her the answers I will read them highest-percentage first. If I show them to her, I don't know what order she'll read them in.
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A: Knock knock. B: Who’s there? A: To. B: To who? A: No, “to whom.”
No, she didn't get it, sorry!
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Knock knock. (Who's there?) Cargo. (Cargo who?) No, car go "beep beep"!
Second place!
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Knock knock. (Who's there?) Europe. (Europe who?) No, YOU'RE a poo!
"Winnie the Pooh?"
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Knock knock? (Who's there?) Interrupting cow! (Interruptin-) Mooooo!
"medium funny"
I think the market outcome depends heavily on whether you tell them or offer them to be read. Some of them would benefit strongly from being told, rather than read.
If I read her the answers I will read them highest-percentage first. If I show them to her, I don't know what order she'll read them in.
Good point. I wonder what the fairest order would be.
I think the order you read the jokes in may have a significant impact on her response. (Hence, why most standup comedians have openers).
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A: Knock knock. B: Who’s there? A: To. B: To who? A: No, “to whom.”
I don't think a 7-year-old would get this joke
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Knock knock? (Who's there?) Interrupting cow! (Interruptin-) Mooooo!
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