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"ooh we're getting a pause" nah tariffs going are going UP baby!!!!!!!!!

I HATE THIS RIDE SOMEBODY GET ME OFF OF THIS RIDE PLEASE

What the fuck was that price spike? I've never seen a vertical 3% spike like that

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Hasset says Trump is considering a 90-day tariff pause on all countries except China.

@Kingfisher Gotcha.

What pussies. Either you implement them or you don't. How the fuck can a business decide to put a plant in Mexico or the US if they don't know what rates are going to be?

@Kingfisher Aaaaaand...:

> CNBC reports that the rumour is false

God what a ridiculous day

@Kingfisher in a normal country, the SEC/equivalent would be investigating this. Sounds like someone wanted exit liquidity

@Kingfisher Imo this was the White House testing how the markets would react

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