Resolution Criteria

This market resolves YES if I consume any food or beverage (excluding water) within the next seven days from market creation. Resolution is based on my own honest reporting.

Background

This is a personal prediction market about basic sustenance over a one-week period.

Considerations

"Eating" is interpreted broadly to include any caloric intake, whether meals, snacks, or drinks with nutritional content. Water consumption does not count toward resolution.

im portly gonna have lunch soon