I think we might be ok?!

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Oh no! Blink twice if you're in danger of being wiped off the face of the earth waffles!

@BrianCaulfield Also, need more details.

Would you need to be literally wiped off the face of the earth for this to be yes?

Like you'd have to leave our planet? And some kind of large moist fabric or towell wold need to be involved?

How literal do you want to get?

This seems like a misleading market as it's not clear if it refers to the user or the food. @Waffles please clear this up.

@LandynMcAfee This market closes on jan 12th. How will resolution be determined?