I'll resolve by using MS Word's word-count tool.

For this market, "the article" refers to the first piece of written text published by MrGirl that he indicates is (or is part of) his article, at time of publication.

Only typed text within the body of the article will count; e.g. any of the following would not affect word count: video/audio, pictures, screenshots, hand-written notes, links to other bodies of text, diagrams)

If no article is release by the end of the year then this market resolves to zero words.