(I'm Aaron Silverbook, the toothsman.)

We've been dating since July 2022. I used to think I was aromantic but I no longer think that. And fellas, I do find myself feeling matrimonial towards this girl.

And, I thought, y'know, this is a big decision, on the order of buying a house; I should at least take it seriously. And what better way to take it seriously than asking strangers to evaluate our relationship with a ruthless eye towards their personal financial gain?

(But unironically.)

I'm available to answer questions in the comments, unless they're too personal, or I forget.