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Of course, SBF is one of our heroes. We'd love to talk to him.

Remember when Caroline Ellison testified that SBF would gladly flip a coin if landing on heads meant that humanity would be four times better off, and tails meant that humanity would be exterminated entirely?

Over at the Reality Architect LLC offices, we heard that and started high-fiving all around the office. Our magic coin team knew that we would have at least one high-profile customer and advocate when we release it on Christmas 2024! (Stay tuned!!!)

We've sent interns over to NYC to commit petty Federal white collar crimes so they can get incarcerated and (hopefully) bunk with SBF. It's a numbers game: when you have as many interns as we have, eventually you'll score a hit.

Watch this space!!

[Resolves as YES if SBF or a SBF representative confirms that SBF either wants to or will do an interview with EEWD. Confirmation must be independent of me, EEWD, and Reality Architect LLC.]