Nobody is going to read it, but an audiobook? Maybe

Will Mr Girl weaponise how boring he is, so that nobody bothers to review the "evidence"?

I won't resolve NO if he misses a word, but he needs to read the first & last page, and not meaningfully skip any text that he himself has written. Skipping logs, clips, etc. is okay, but if it gets to a point where he's skipping whole pages or multiple paragraphs multiple times, this will resolve NO.

As a base rule, he has to read at least 80% of his own written words, but if he starts talking ahead and stops following the article as written, and then goes to the next page and it's something he just said, it's okay for him to skip that.

At 50k words, the stream should end up being like 10 hours long or more if he does what I am suggesting. If he breaks it up into multiple streams, only the first stream (minimum 3 hours) needs to be in the first 7 days, and I'll give him 7 more days from the first, to finish. e.g released on the 10th, first stream on the 15th, then he has until the 22nd to satisfy criteria.