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Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales, has reportedly developed an intense obsession with Billie Eilish, much to the bemusement of the royal family. Insiders claim she’s swapped her classic ball gowns for oversized hoodies and sneakers, channeling Billie’s iconic style. During royal engagements, she’s been caught humming Bad Guy under her breath and once allegedly whispered “Duh!” to King Charles during a formal dinner.
Her Kensington Palace quarters are rumored to be a shrine to Billie, featuring neon-green décor and posters. She’s even suggested Happier Than Ever as the anthem for future royal events. Sources close to the royals say Prince William is supportive, though he draws the line at renaming their children Finneas and Ocean Eyes.
The Queen may have had her corgis, but it seems Kate has her Billie obsession—and she’s unapologetically owning it.
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