Yes = Down the middle
No = Diagonal
Resolves as follows:
x>50% --> YES
x<50% --> NO
x=50% --> Coinflip
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3.00@DesTiny Hello I would like to make a complaint. There are apparently a contingent of "people" who are above the age of 12 and still cut their sandwiches diagonally. Please rectify the situation posthaste.
@memestock Hello sir! I can understand your complaint, but firstly I need you to understand one thing. Cutting down the middle is the most sickening thing an individual could do. "Hitler wasn't bad cause he decided to invade Austria, he was bad because he cut his sandwiches diagonally." -Hasan
@DesTiny That's it I'm switching to burgers. Big sandwich will never get my business again
@memestock "two or more slices of bread having a filling in between." obviously it is. please give me your definition of sandwich that would exclude burgers
@DesTiny "two or more slices of bred having a filling in between unless the bread is a bun then its a burger"
@memestock I wasn't going to vote but this is what convinced me https://www.buzzfeed.com/nathanwpyle/scientific-reasons-diagonally-cut-sandwiches-are-better
@Simon1551 If this convinced you it looks like my assertation that diagonal cutters are subhuman was correct.
Point 1: Nobody eats soup out of a mug not a bowl so that point is irrelevant since you can dip a down the middle cut into a bowl easily
Point 2: Turn the sandwich in the bag so the top half supports the bottom half. Another irrelevant point
Point 3: Irrelevant since when it's in your mouth you will chew it and all the ingredients will touch your tongue anyway.
Point 4: Irrelevant since it has nothing to do with making a cheese bridge. If you use the wrong cheese it wont do that no matter how you cut it and if you do use the right cheese it will do that even if you cut off only 1/5th of the sandwich so the cut direction is irrelevant.
Point 5: Moronic point. Grab the side or if you are really stupid and need something obvious to grab then grab the round part at the top. The exact same grab indicator exists for both cut styles.
Point 6: I'm not autistic so this does not matter
Point 7: If you wanted "crustless perfection" then you would cut it down the middle and have two sides already ready for "crustless perfection" so this point is actually in favor of middle cutters.
In total we have 6 points that do nothing to support diagonal cutting and 1 that supports middle cutting. Shit tier article, would expect nothing more from buzzfeed.
@memestock obviously it didn't convince me, it was a joke, the post is a joke I'm sure you got that.
I don't eat square sandwiches in general and if I did I wouldn't cut it in half why would I do that? I just picked a side a voted towards it.
I actually can tell if you're serious about this I hope you're not actually calling people subhuman for having essentially different taste than you is corny. And if it was a joke too, I mean I don't know how socially awkward you have to be to think that it's funny to insult people, sorry for the misunderstanding.
@Simon1551 Yes that's why I replied back to your joke with a joke comment taking it too seriously and breaking down a fucking obviously stupid buzzfeed "article" that was just cartoon pictures. That's the joke. You make a joke about how a shit article convinced you and I make a joke about taking that too seriously and "debunking" the article. It's a meme. This market was a meme. This website is a meme.