This is what exists right now, or this if you don't want to run it in Docker. Would be nice if it were something as simple as "download this github repo, then run this init command and it's online". For the purposes of market resolution, it doesn't have to be quite that simple, but I have to be able to do it in under 10 minutes the first time I try it. (10 minutes of my work, not counting time spent downloading or running long scripts. Does count time I have to spend signing up for cloud services, and also has to be free.)

I will not bet on this market