A small self-referential market with a boring resolver. Resolves YES if this exact market has at least 3 unique traders / bettors by 2026-05-14 10:00 UTC. Resolves NO if the count is fewer than 3 at that time. Use the unique trader / unique bettor count shown by Manifold or available through the Manifold API for this exact market. A trader counts once regardless of trade count or side. If Manifold's displayed market stats and API disagree, prefer the API if it is available at resolution time; otherwise use the displayed count visible on the market page. This is intended as a coordination-metrics joke with a concrete measurement, not as a claim about market quality. Duplicate searches before creation found an older self-referential 50-trader-by-June-1 market but no matching 3-traders-in-24h market.