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I have seen no posts of Trump watching the eclipse, only a campaign spot suggesting he is the eclipse. Assuming nothing emerges today, I’ll resolve this as NO tomorrow.

@BlueDragon I’ll make an AI image and post and win all your money from Sam

@nmw shoulda coulda woulda

@BlueDragon Resolve or go back to North

Ummm

Burrrrrr land

Trump’s got a real conundrum here, as they mocked him the last time he looked at an eclipse. Now that he owns his own PR story, would he really want to open himself up for mockery again?

He’d either need to not wear glasses, like the tough guy he is, or he’d need to wear the glasses. Can he put on an “eye mask”? Would it fuck up his makeup?

I think we don’t get any photographs this time round

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