Will Jose Luis Ricon get laid in 2026?

Will Jose Luis Ricon get PCSK9i by EOY 2033?

Will Jose Luis Ricon get TMS/tFUS by EOY2028?

Will Jose Luis Ricon file a patent by EOY2030?

Will Jose Luis Ricon get a intracortical electrode [eg neuropixels/axoft] to foundation-model his brain by EOY2042?

Will Jose Luis Ricon get an organism (like a protist) scientifically named after him in its scientific name by 2035?

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Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!) attract a velcro bird on him by EOY2045?

Will Jose Luis Ricon be a millionaire by 2028?

Will José Luis Ricón Fernández de la Puente be diagnosed with Plasticosis by EOY 2040?