Will gwern become a father and produce a @gwernbabby/have at least one kid by EOY2035?

Will gwern ever get a formal job? (not just contract work) by 2038?

Will gwern attend Manifest 2026?

Will gwern and AellaGirl finally make love?

Will gwern attend Progress Conference 2026 ?

Will Aubrey de Grey successfully impregnate a girl with his sperm?

Will Gwern end up in a relationship (or fall in love) with a thiel fellow?

Will Stephen Hsu OR razib Khan become sperm donor by 2027

Will a 3D printed android/realdoll/digital twin of gwern get a girlfriend before gwern gets one?

Will gwern and Laria Reynolds end up dating?