In what years will I be pooped on by a bird?

Will @owl_poster kill and eat a parrot or crow by EOY 2030?

Will a pygmy cormorant be seen in Britain by the end of 2030?

Will we figure out how to CRISPR/Fanzor genes into an exotic bird (any bird that isn't ducks/chickens) by EOY 2025

Will gwern cumulatively eat more than 1kg of dog food/cat food/bird seed from 2025 to EOY 2027?

Will the Glaucous Macaw (Anodorhynchus glaucus) become Extinct by 2100?

Will a middle spotted woodpecker be seen in Britain by the end of 2030?

Will the black crowned night heron, be a “resident” or “reintroduced” breeding bird in the UK by 2040?

Will someone throw a Pokeball at gwern by EOY2045?

Will gwern visit Wales by EOY2035?