Resolves to the half year (in local time) when @rachel and my child is born.

• H1 refers to January through Jun; H2 is July through December.

• Has to be a birth of a child we consider ours. Adoptions don't count; 50% parentage would if we get a surrogate mother or sperm donor for a child that we raise.

• Resolves to "2027 or later" if we still don't have a child by the end of 2026.

We're currently thinking about having our first child after a couple years of being married, balancing the desire for Rachel to settle into her career vs the desire to have 4+ kids and the uncertainty about AI timelines.