He created his own mother, which seems similar

I feel like the answer is obvious since a burrito will disintegrate into plasma and become inedible before jesus' heat tolerance runs out

Honestly, this doesn't seem like a difficult question to me.

I define omnipotence to imply two simple rules:
- Jesus could microwave a burrito to any finite temperature.
- Jesus could eat a burrito at any finite temperature.

And given those two axioms, the answer is No.

I beseech thee, who hath not cooked thy hot pocket beyond a responsible degree? I ask, didst thou not still consume it whilst it was scorching?

If man can eat vitals of unreasonable heat, how much more capable is our Lord and Savior of doing the same?

Well, sir, of course He could, but, then again...

Wow, as melon scratchers go, that's a honey-doodle.

What constitutes "eating"? If it enters the stomach by way of the esophagus, does that count as eating, regardless of how much damage it causes en route?

@NBAP eating like a normal human eats.

@AmmonLam I could technically "eat" a spoonful of 500°F soup in the exact same way I might eat a spoonful of more moderately-heated soup (perhaps it might require a bit of finessing, e.g. pouring it down my throat), but it's going to cause some damage.

How do we measure if something is too hot to be eaten? If the subject cannot voluntarily chew and swallow it? If doing so would kill the individual?

@NBAP yes its a requirement that Jesus eating the burrito doesnt kill him. and he need to be able to normally eat other food immediately after eating the burrito

Early contender for the next "Funniest Banner" right here

No, because Jesus didn’t have microwaves. Or, maybe, Yes, because Jesus was just a normal guy. A real conundrum

@mattyb I think we're imagining the Second Coming.

@mattyb Jesus can turn water into wine. I'm sure he can turn a brick oven into a microwave oven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhhXCuUG2pw