Will the next Google model available on the gemini.google.com site OR is relevant enough to get a blog post in https://blog.google/products/gemini/ have a stupid fucking name?

Previous names:

Gemini 2.5 Pro

Gemini 2.5 Flash

Gemini 2.5 Flash Lite
Gemini 2.5 Flash Native Audio
Gemini 2.0 Flash Live

Will the next model have a stupid fucking name?

Potential stupid fucking names:

Gemini 2.75 Pro (or any other numbers within 2 and 3, such as 2.6, 2.8, etc.)
Gemini 3 Flash Lite
Gemini 2.5 Pro Flash
Gemini 3 Ultra Pro
Gemini 2.5 Pro Live
Gemini 2.5 Pro DeepThink (NOTE: This will only be considered if this is the name in the model dropdown in gemini.google.com. It will NOT count if it's available as a mode you can turn on and off in the UI, like Canvas)

Names I don't consider stupid:

Gemini 3

Gemini 3 Pro
Gemini 3 Flash

(Preview) will not be counted as a word in the names.

I will not be betting on this market. I will extend if no new models show up. If multiple models are released at the same time, I will resolve YES if at least one of them has a stupid fucking name.

Note: this is def more vibes based than the OpenAI name market. Feel free to ask how i feel about certain names, but dont expect very consistent guidelines on what i think is stupid or not.