Will the word "couch" be said at least one time during any of the upcoming VP debates?
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Resolves to yes if there is any mention of the word couch during any 2024 VP debate. Sofa, futon, chair or love seat do not count - only couch.

While this market is geared toward poking fun at the JD Vance meme it will still resolve yes if "couch" is said even if JD Vance is replaced with another candidate by the time the debate occurs.

If no debate occurs the market will resolve no.

Edit 8/7/2024: This market will close to new investment just before the debate begins. Resolution explanation will be posted less than 1 hour after debate ends. Assuming no discussion is needed the full resolution will be officially submitted shortly after.

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bought Ṁ50 YES

I think there's a 50% chance Walz brings up couches just to fuck with him.

@sjud then buy it up to 50% lol

opened a Ṁ10,000 NO at 45% order

@sjud I’ve opened a 10,000 mana limit order at 45% if you’re interested

@spider The problem and why I'm going back and forth is that Walz would need a context to bring it up, it wouldn't be cool just to say it unprompted like "oh yeah in response to this question about border security here is a joke about how jd vance fucks couches". So we really need a new question like "will a VP debate moderator T-off Walz to talk about how jd vance fucks couches?" hmmm

@sjud Let's couch that thought.

Couch will not be said

bought Ṁ200 YES


bullish 🛋️

god what ponderous hamminess

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