Will consumerreports start measuring food microplastics by EOY2026

Will an academic paper on tFUS and microplastic clearance/absorption be written by EOY2030?

Will Bryan Johnson do a microplastics cleanse for 2 weeks by 2030

Will more than 20% of blood bags use non-PVC, or non-plastic/microplastic-emitting material on the inside, by EOY 2030?

Will an energy drink be certified microplastic-free (or minimal-microplastic) by EOY2026?

Will there be a consumer device to detect and measure microplastics under <$300 by the end of 2025?

Will someone finally pester Peter Thiel on his position on microplastics in *any* conference (or in public) by 2026?

Will isaak freeman take a blood/tissue sample test for microplastics by EOY 2029?

Will a major AI-related CEO or AI researcher be revealed to hire a food/microplastic taster for them by EOY 2028?

Will Ed Boyden or Adam Marblestone be coauthor on a paper mentioning microplastics by EOY2031?