Will @owl_poster kill and eat a parrot or crow by EOY 2030?

Will someone upload a video of a parrot high on psychedelics to the Internet by EOY2025

WILL JOSE LUIS RICON EAT A PARROT BY EOY2035?

Will someone create and upload [to public/youtube] a video of a kea parrot on psychedelics by EOY 2033?

Will either Mikey or Mia the macaw disappear and not come back by EOY 2028?

Will we figure out how to CRISPR/Fanzor genes into an exotic bird (any bird that isn't ducks/chickens) by EOY 2025

Will a connectome be made of ANY bird species by EOY 2031?

Will a transcriptomic and spatial cell-type atlas be created out of a parrot/bird species by EOY 2030?

Will it be shown that NYT employees' cats kill more ENDANGERED birds annually than SpaceX launches? (Proven before 2025)

Will Michael Woodley's pet kea parrot #DieLikeAlex by 2033?