According to obscure dental prophecy, brushing one’s teeth while whistling is the final step in achieving Enlightened Gums. But will Poobah himself perform this sacred ritual before Sunday? Only the Poobah can confirm or deny this moment of minty transcendence. Whistling must be audible. Toothpaste must be used. We trust the Poobah not to lie. Mostly.

Resolution Criteria:

Resolves YES if Poobah says “Yes, I did it” before Sunday 13th July midnight UTC.

Resolves NO otherwise. Winking at a toothbrush does not count. Singing is disqualified.