Once again, FPTP forces me to cast a strategic vote.

The Furry party would probably be 95% top engineers, these are the people I want running things.

@ShakedKoplewitz Yeah, this is definitely a good point. If you had to pick either a random juggalo, a random furry, or a random brony to run the country, the furry is probably the most likely to have some sort of useful expertise. The brony might have some expertise as well, but there's a higher risk of getting an alt-righter if you vote for them.

It's neck and neck between the Juggalo Party and the Furry Party. Who will be the final winner?

Maybe knowing who the party nominees are will influence opinion

Oh no, the Juggalo Party is winning, as was prophesied. Humanity is doomed.

democracy fails us

@shankypanky Never thought it would be the Furry Party and the Brony Party that split the moderate vote.

@PlasmaBallin I'm not sure how and I'm not sure why, but I have a feeling it's magnets who are to blame

@shankypanky We need to pass a law really quick to make magnets an essential part of the electoral system. ICP will be so confused that they won't be able to figure out how to run their campaign. It's the only way to save humanity.

@PlasmaBallin we need some allies and a Treaty of Magnet Carta

(@Joshua definitely groaning right now which makes this bad pun worth it)

@shankypanky

No mere piece of parchment can take away your divine right to cause me psychic damage

@Joshua thank you for acknowledging 🫡

did not expect this

easy choice

this may be the most important election of our lifetimes

important poll 🗳️

if [any party other than the one I voted for] wins, I'm moving to another country website