Conditional both on this market resolving YES:

and on @Rucker releasing the erotica for all Manifolders to read, I will hold a poll asking how sexy it is (with the options above). The individual votes will be private, so voters will have no reason to hide their true preference. I will convert the responses into a linear scale and average them, rounding to the nearest integer, to obtain the overall result. If the average is exactly in between two options, I'll resolve both to 50%.

Caveats:

• If @Rucker asks me to N/A this to avoid having her work judged, I will do so.