This market should not ever resolve.

That said, I am a capricious man. Perhaps I will bow to peer pressure and resolve to The Persona if enough people beg me to in the comments. Or perhaps I will, out of spite, wait until The Shadow hits an all time low and resolve to that option instead. Or perhaps I will fall in love and get married, resolve to the Anima and then become a love guru for all you terminally single delinquents (hey, I'm one too). Then of course I could always pursue the most sane option: resolve to The Self and then delete my account, thus completing my journey of self-actualization by feeling whole in reality, and not distracting myself to death on various social media platforms that revolve around accruing Fake Internet Points.

So go on, bet... if you dare.

(I reserve the right to resolve this market whenever and however I please. I may or may not bet on this market at any time. You have been warned.)