I want to catch a shiny Piloswine in Pokémon Colosseum.

Unlike my previous shiny markets, I am not going for a "soft reset" approach, because my back of napkin calculations suggest it may take many months. Instead, I want to use RNG manipulation to force a shiny Piloswine into existence before my very eyes.

The downside of this approach is that I need to learn to RNG manipulate Pokémon Colosseum, which is a subject where the documentation isn't great, and I have to find time to carefully focus on reloading saves with precision timing to achieve my goal. This is not something I can do while rocking a baby to sleep.

So the question is, when will I achieve my goal?

Insider trading in the form of helping me learn how to RNG is absolutely encouraged.