i texted “haha nice” in the group chat and someone said “to what” now i have to move cities

the ai said it couldn’t replace me but then sent me a calendar invite titled “farewell human”

tried to impress my crush by fixing her wifi i accidentally changed her ssid to “please love me 2.4ghz”

google docs autosaved my emotional breakdown under “final version”

discord notifications sound like a casino designed by nerds