Can't believe I'm creating a cursed market. This may be my first step on a slippery slope. Anyway.

I just bought two white shirts. One is thinner than the other one, which has a slightly coarser grain.

Resolution : This market resolves whenever at least one of these shirts is ruined. YES if it's the one with the thinner fabric, NO if it's the coarser one. Ruined basically means damaged enough so that I permanently decide to stop wearing it. In the event they both get ruined at the same time, for example if I put both in the same suitcase and it gets stolen, or if they're at my place and my place gets nuked (hope not though), this resolves to PROB 50%.

Exception (unlikely, and mostly to discourage manipulation) : In the event someone holding shares on this market ruins one of my shirts, first they better run fast because I'll f*ing lose it, second this market resolves whichever way scr*ws them the most overall. (This may involve N/A-ing it if they have huge past profits and sold their shares, or letting them win mana on this market if they made a huge bet stating they'd lose mana on this market).

I will not bet on this market.

(Up : = thinner fabric (popeline); down : coarser fabric (pin point))