I’ll be competing in Sacramento or Stockton on Saturday, November 2nd. I think each participant gets 2 rounds. I have been practicing a move called “triangle” and am extremely good at it due to my impressive skill and long legs.

Update: I dropped the ball on the competition sign up. I planned literally EVERHTHING around this damn competition and missed the deadline AAAAAAAA. The market is still relevant I guess but it won’t be resolved by November 2nd, unfortunately.