Ethan is a nerd. He is by no means bad looking but at age 21 he has not even held hands with a woman or tried alcohol before. During our week in Lisbon my friends and I will try to convince him to join us at a club or bar, but we anticipate that it will be difficult.

I will not participate in this market. If we can get him into any type of nightlife venue that will lead to a resolution of YES; he does not need to consume alcohol there.