Will Chelsea Manning have sex with Elon Musk?
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This market resolves to "YES" if Chelsea Manning has had sex with Elon Musk. I will resolve this question using my own best judgement of whether this has happened. Mar 16, 1:53pm: EDIT: The market will resolve to N/A if I judge that the story that Chelsea Manning and Grimes have dated is false.
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So the story is true?

bought Ṁ20 of NO

neither of these people seem like they would want this, in spite of their mutual romantic interest in Grimes

bought Ṁ10 of NO

Elon only has sex with people he can impregnate

Elon's kid is trans, which means Elon has the trans genes. Elon is also outspoken against transgenderism. Therefore, Elon is repressor. Since all chasers are repressors, this is evidence that Elon is a chaser. Therefore, Elon will have sex with Chelsea
predicted NO

@Sinclair https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1608143077910233098

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bought Ṁ1 of YES
fuck
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the
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what?
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TIL (or unforgot?) some grammar
bought Ṁ1 of YES
Description is the future perfect. I'm asking about the period of time between Grimes's birth and the time the market closes.
bought Ṁ1 of NO
Title is asking about the future, while the description says you're asking about the past. Which is it?
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I'm pretty sure the story's false. Even if it's true this would be a pretty huge leap considering the official story is that Grimes and Musk broke up and the Musk is seeing Natasha Bassett.
predicted YES

@horse i think its a lost cause at this point. would fix him though