Resolves No: @NoahBirnbaum either:

1. Does not complete his degree before 2030

2. Formally withdraws from the University of Chicago before market closing

   (edit, correction: UChicago leave of absences are indefinite by default, although “Students who have exceeded their eight quarters of approved leave are required to submit a petition to resume studies” )

Resolves YES: Noah Birnbaum receives his bachelors degree before 2030