If, before the first round of the upcoming French legislative snap election 2024, on June 30st, credible footage of Jordan Bardella shitting himself, whether recent or not, and whether real or not, provided the footage could arguably in good faith be construed as real (no super obvious AI tells, but minor glitching that the average voting citizen might not detect is fine), AND this footage is linked in the comment of this market, then this resolves Yes.

Note that there is no requirement for the liquid shit to visibly drip on his shoes, nor for this footage to take place in the lecture hall N of the Tolbiac campus of the university of Paris.

If I come across such footage myself, I'll of course link it in a comment, but I won't trade.