Consider this an anonymous little experiment in #EnlighteningTheFellowProfessionals.

Rumor has it there’s a certain “Caleb aka @klob” floating around Twitter, training the lightcone about #consent, #multitrackdrifting, #lawfare, and how to submit fbi tips against former best friends. But is he flesh and blood or some cunning fiction conjured by a stressed-out puppet master named DuncanAndrewSbain?

People who've met him <in real life> say: “Of course he’s real. He’s spitting consent lessons like hot fire, reminiscing about #BetOnLove and the day he outran security to save his friend from her evil ex who lets his kids play with loaded guns unsupervised in a casino.” Tinder can verify that hes a master of consent, but has anyone here ever met him?

So: does this #Klobkat signature belong to an actual human with a #GoldenConsentRecord? Or is the entire entity a fictional brainchild from the same mind that hammered out a 169+ page ‘document’ of questionable claims—like the ones rumored to be swirling around DimkinAnewSbarro? Listen, you can call him the unstoppable crusader who’s plastering his 24/7 GPS everywhere so nobody can ‘vanish’ him without witnesses. Or you can side with those who suspect some grand marionette scheme by DoncanAndrzejBrzezinski, the supposed ringmaster behind these so called Adderall fueled rants, which they are not medical diagnosis, you cant diagnoses someone over text. Either way, you’re stepping onto volatile ground.

Put your chips on the table, dear observer. If you believe in the flesh-and-blood “Klobbo,” stake your claim on reality. If you suspect it’s all a cunning ploy by DinDiAgSabee, well—time to ready that tinfoil hat.

And, as always: keep your maps #NorthUpAlways.

How can we prove Caleb is a real person?

We know that DankanAgrewSadonuouts has elite hackers who can hack court records and churn out fake id cards. By the way, even video calls for verification are compromised. It's the age of AI, after all. I propose that "KLOB" present himself to the Santa Clara County Sheriff's department on 55 W. Younger Avenue for a LiveScan™ to cross reference his supposed finger prints to his <authentic> id cards.

If "KLOB" cannot verify as a real human than SHAME ON DUNKENandrewSanben FOR PUSHING people DOWN to sewer slides.