Will *either* Qiaochu Yuan *or* Alexey Guzey get SAINT/accelerated TMS/tFUS by EOY 2027?

Will Alexey Guzey get TMS/tFUS by EOY2029?

Will the book Alex Zhu (@zhukeepa) and the Sorcerer's Stone be written by EOY2045?

Will Alex Zhu achieve at least Stage7 jhana by EOY2029?

Will Henry (@arithmoquine) get a KISS by EOY2026?

Will Alex Damian become a tenured MIT prof by EOY2031?

Will Jose Luis Ricon get TMS/tFUS by EOY2028?

Will Matt Levine have a Substack by EOY 2026?

Will one of Tom Chivers' books (eg AI does not hate you) appear on Lighthaven bookshelves by EOY2026?

Will Austin Chen get diagnosed with plasticosis by EOY2039?