Tetraspace gave me a lot of eggs

We'll say it has to be at least 5000 words (or a vaguely equivalent amount of material if it isn't a primarily written work.) It has to include both lesbian romance (broadly construed, if i really feel like writing a nonbinary character that's fine i guess) and advanced anthropics / decision theory as central elements.

I don't expect resolution to be ambiguous but I'll let tetraspace veto if she thinks something doesn't count