This isn't my youngest sister who I live with, this is in reference to my middle sister who still lives in Idaho.

I'm visiting home for Christmas and bringing my boyfriend (the one I met dancing), and he joked that I should make a prediction market on whether he'll bang my sister. Little did he know, I didn't know he was joking until halfways through making this market.

This boyfriend is classic Chad with a high bodycount, and my sister is single so ????