Once the R1 is in the hands of consumers (5K+ units delivered), and the hype has died down (~1 month later), will it suck? (End date may be adjusted accordingly, if there are shipping delays)

Suckiness is of course entirely subjective, so this market will be resolved via a future manifold poll, titled simply "Does the Rabbit R1 Suck"?

The poll will run for 1 week, and the description of the poll will clarify that the poll is assessing suckiness 

, and not speculation that it might improve in the future.